.:[Shit Throwing Monkeys, News you can lose. SEPTEMBER 2003]:.

~September 2003~

Current News:
Onsite:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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September:
Monkey King Louie [9.20.03] Teen Finds Monkey at Gas Station with finger in butt.
Monkey King Louie [9.19.03] Study shows monkeys may resent white girls.
Monkey King Louie [9.16.03] Dutch customs find 2,000 baboon asses.
Monkey King Louie [9.15.03] Monkeys Invade Mcdonalds in Eastern South Dakota.

Offsite:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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September:
Non Monkey King Louie [9.16.03] I KISS YOU!!! I don't know why this is cool - shutup.

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In Addition...
This site in no way is real. It's all screwed up news stories about stuff that didn't really happen, I mean come on people. Charlton Heston talking on my website? No... Not him. Not even close. Yes, it's true we take real stories then change them but it's just for the reading enjoyment of freaks and nerds. None of this crap has been done with anyones consent and requires free speech at every turn. Fight for your right to party... My karma ran over your dogma... Dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA - AMEN - pass the mustard gas.

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Last updated: [9.19.2003]