"This is the most gross misuse of internet resources to date..." -Gene Siskel "Fuck em' if they can't take a joke..." -Napoléon Bonaparte
	This site is dedicated in bringing you the latest breaking news in the land of primates. It may make you cry, make you laugh or possibly spit up something you had in your mouth but hey - this is news. We're hardcore.	We are always looking for late breaking stories or even old ones... Um, we're just looking for content really. Please feel free to send in pictures that you've found (or created), stories (found or created) or even video. -King Louie
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For documents and software available from this server, the U.S. Government does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information, apparatus, product, or process disclosed. And oh yea, neither do we... In Addition... This site in no way is real. It's all screwed up news stories about stuff that didn't really happen, I mean come on people. Charlton Heston talking on my website? No... Not him. Not even close. Yes, it's true we take real stories then change them but it's just for the reading enjoyment of freaks and nerds. None of this crap has been done with anyones consent and requires free speech at every turn. Fight for your right to party... My karma ran over your dogma... Dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA - AMEN - pass the mustard gas. Click here for the rest of the disclaimer...

Last updated: [9.19.2003]