.:[Shit Throwing Monkeys, News you can lose. -OCTOBER 2002]:.

~October 2002~

Onsite:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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October:
Monkey King Louie [10.25.02] Female baboons may boast during sex.
Monkey King Louie [10.24.02] Woman breastfeeds abandoned baby monkey.
Monkey King Louie [10.24.02] Ecstasy 'may hasten Parkinson's disease'.
Monkey King Louie [10.12.02] School children trap escaped monkey, watch in horror as it's ground into hamburger.
Monkey King Louie [10.11.02] First cross breed rhesus monkey healthy and virile after 15 years - LOOK AT HIS BALLS!
Monkey King Louie [10.07.02] Test monkeys to get own condos and mexican pool boys.
Monkey KingKong [10.07.02] Monkey tears off soccer coach's ear.
Monkey King Louie [10.03.02] Rare baby monkey may help save earth.

Offsite:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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October:
(Non)Monkey AssClown [10.11.02] Britney Spears Dirty Sanchez Please, don't look at this link.
(Non)Monkey AssClown [10.11.02] The Best Page In the Universe.


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