UPDATE - this story is a special edition to the story 
yesterday entitled: "Monkeys loot shops for food in disputed 
temple town"

For those of you just joining this breaking news - yesterday,
hungry monkeys went on a rampage in India.  It's reported that
fruit, nuts and toothpaste were liberated from local Pilgrims.

After the Pilgrims fled to the hills they were pursued by
the moneys who did not receive nourishment.  The newspaper
Aaj Kal reported that the monkeys were seen moving in 
groups and with planned accuracy.

"It was damn freaky, they just came right at us, we ran
but someone fell - we couldn't save them," said the 
previously interviewed Pawankumar Sharma.  Pawankumar added
"We just couldn't stop to see who had fallen, it seems the
monkeys were inflicted with some sort of a bloodlust."

"They want our babies!" cried villagers from nearby trees.

A daring reporter got close enough to the rabid monkeys
to take the above photograph.

"I got as close as I could," stated National Geographic
photographer Nick Alkire.  "Those bastards were so taken by
the bloodlust they didn't even notice me and my suit of meat.
They wanted those babies!"

We were able to get in close to a ferocious flesh eating monkey
that seemed to be back from the rest of the group and get an
interview and he was recorded as saying, "Yea, I want a baby, 
we all do."

You can see in the frightening footage taken by Mr. Alkire that
somehow mothers and a few Pilgrims found refuge within a random
shanty in Utah where the monkeys currently have them cornered.

One of the Pilgrims within the impregnable shanty just gave
an interview and was reported as saying, "Um, why don't you
guys just shoot them with your guns?".  We were unable to 
get close enough to ourselves for comment because of the
ferocious flesh eating monkeys.

kinglouie@ShitThrowingMonkeys.com

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