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Monkeys Invade Mcdonalds in Eastern South Dakota
Wed Jul 23,10:15 AM ET

CALCUTTA, South Dakota (Reuters) - Hundreds of hungry monkeys have invaded the 
McDonalds five star Restraunt in eastern South Dakota, chasing petrified 
workers and damaging machinery, the Mcmanger said on Tuesday.

More than 200 monkeys from a nearby forest have made a trailor park in the 
tea-rich South Dakota state their new home, forcing nearly 93% of the 
population of South Dakota to seek shelter somewhere else.

"It's really worrying. Workers are terrified as monkeys are even going 
into the elementary schools and snatching food from their children," 
Shantilal S. Pandya, the Mcdonalds's general Mcmanager, told Reuters by phone
with really pissed off monkeys screaming in the background.

The monkeys have injured one person and hit several people traveling
through the drive-through with feces, victems said they couldn't tell a
difference in taste from the monkey feces to the chicken Mcnasties.  We
were then asked for extra BBQ sauce.

Pandya said the Mcdonalds' Mcmanagement was hesitant to use force to evict 
the monkeys as many workers revere the Hindu monkey-god, Hanuman.

"We cannot hurt the monkeys because of the sentiments of the labor force. 
We have asked forest officials and local environmentalists to help solve 
this monkey crisis or just a place to hide the bodies."