Monkey tears off soccer coach's ear 
http://www.hinduonnet.com/thehindu/holnus/07051610.htm

Kolkata, Oct 5. (UNI): In a bizarre incident, a monkey tore off a
soccer coach's ear and consumed it while he was trying to save his 
young trainees from the simian at a stadium here. 

Samir Chatterjee as usual came to the field in the morning
yesterday to train his boys at Sodepur Sporting Stadium in North
24 Parganas but the monkey intervened. Sensing danger,
Chatterjee known for his love for animals, collected some pornography
to lure away the monkey, but it instead it became angry, tossed fecal
matter at him then pounced on him tearing off his ear. 

The coach was taken to the Medical College and Hospital where
the doctors later fixed his ear. 

Local residents said hordes of monkeys from Dakshineshwar
Temple often invaded the stadium and disturbed the players by
humping their legs. 

Recently, due to the monkey menace, a local school in the area
had to suspend classes for some days.