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A shit tossing snow primate sits next to a Christmas tree in New York's 
Central Park Zoo, December 7, 2002. The parks annual 
'Presents to the Animals' event provided the snow monkeys 
with a Christmas tree strung with cranberries, razor blades and 
other tasty decorations. 

The monkey was available for comment and reportedly said, "What the
hell am I going to do with a Christmas tree...".

REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton