Police On The Lookout For Unarmed But Potentially Dangerous Monkey named Jesus

POSTED: 7:16 a.m. EDT April 22, 2003
GREEN BAY, Wis. -- Green Bay police are on the lookout for a monkey named 
Jesus, who they say isn't armed but might be dangerous.

Jesus dashed out the back door of a tavern where he and his owner are 
regulars, Lt. Mark Hellmann said Monday.  Hellmann added, "It has no 
arms, can it really get that far?  I mean, it can't open doors or 
anything.  Poor little guy - can't even smell his own finger."

Hellmann described Jesus as small, dark and hairy, but didn't know what 
species he is but thought he might be Hispanic due to his accent.

The police department's humane officer said Jesus may try to harm people 
if he's scared and advised anyone who sees him use caution.  "He's been
known to lunge and bite asses" Jesus' master, who is currently unnamed, 
was quoted as saying.

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