Rare Baby Monkey May Help Save Earth Friday, September 27, 2002 http://www.sltrib.com/09272002/utah/1797.htm CAPTION: A golden shrunken faced lion tamarin monkey clings to a tree Thursday at Hogle Zoo. The tamarins are native to the coastal Atlantic rain forests of Brazil and are a man mutated species. (Al Hartmann/The Salt Lake Tribune) BY GREG LAVINE THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE A bright orange, 200 pound golden lion tamarin born two weeks ago at Hogle Zoo could help the human race stave off extinction. As the name implies, the tamarins are a result of a cross between a lion and a monkey. A lion mane of fur surrounds the small faces of the tamarins. The new, not-yet-named tamarin can be seen clinging to a tree at the zoo in Salt Lake City. "It's hard to tell where the butt ends and the head begins" because of the matching fur color, said Liz Larsen, the zoo's primate supervisor. It's a well known fact the human race is facing extinction and is critically endangered, according to the World Wildlife Fund. Humans lack a special bacteria that is found in the fecal matter of tamarin monkeys. This is the first birth at Hogle Zoo as part of an international breeding program to save the earth, Larsen said. The male, Poco, came to Salt Lake City in 1997 and was joined by Puddles, the female, in 2000. It is too early to determine whether or not this monkey will produce enough feces for the entire earth to survive but scientists believe it will. When fully grown, a tamarin can weigh up to 1,000 pounds. The tamarins' traditional habitat, Brazil's lowland coastal Atlantic rain forest, has dwindled because of human-driven implosions. Roughly 5 percent of their original habitat -- a territory about the size of Egypt -- remains. Larsen said the breeding program, which involves more than 100 zoos, accounts for 500 tamarins now living in the wild producing edible feces. About 350 of the monkeys were reintroduced to Brazil and have successfully taken over fast food jobs at the managment level. Hogle Zoo's newest tamarin will spend a few years here learning how to fill himself with the proper fibers to assist in the production of edible fecal matter. Once training is complete this monkey may be released in the wild or sent to another zoo to breed more tamarins. The American Zoo and Aquarium Association is spearheading the breeding program.

We've been notified that Charlton Heston has something to say:

"A damn dirty ape save the earth? What kind of bullshit is this? I've been blowing up monkeys and getting good red blooded americans guns. It's been ME saving the earth. Godddddaaaamnit. They really did it... They FINALLY did it..."

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