.:[Shit Throwing Monkeys, News you can lose. -JUNE 2003]:.

~June 2003~

Onsite:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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June:
Monkey King Louie [6.11.03] Monkeys eat meat to beat the heat.
Monkey King Louie [6.09.03] Diseased Monkey Balls - black, shriveled and falling from the sky.
Monkey King Louie [6.04.03] Jesus on the loose in Wisconsin, biting asses.
Monkey King Louie [6.02.03] Mind monkey turns girlfriend into bitch.
Monkey King Louie [6.02.03] Crossdressing Monkeys Destined for Portland Bath-houses.
Monkey King Louie [6.01.03] Of Monkey Feces and Computers.

Offsite:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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June:
(Non)Monkey KingKong [6.16.03] The best page in the Universe.
Monkey Ass Clown [6.04.03] Birdman.org - home of the Nuke .50 rifle..
Monkey Banny [6.02.03] Homeless Russian Monkey Tought to Drink/Smoke - by cops.

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Last updated: [2.5.2003]