.:[Shit Throwing Monkeys, News you can lose. -FEBRUARY 2003]:.

~Feb 2003~

Onsite:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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February:
Monkey King Louie [2.24.03] Monkey dies in crash caused by woman.
Monkey Mojo-jojo [2.20.03] Budget Cut ends in Monkey BBQ.
Monkey Mojo-jojo [2.20.03] Damn them macaque's damn them to hell!!!
Monkey King Louie [2.20.03] Fluffy killed, taken apart and then served to children.
Monkey King Louie [2.17.03] UPDF Join Chimp Hunt (Operation Fluffy is Going Down).
Monkey King Louie [2.16.03] Wounded Monkey on the Run.
(Non)Monkey Adam [2.16.03] New Reality Shows This Season.
Monkey beermonkey [2.16.03] Monkey Social Science.
Monkey King Louie [2.5.03] Pygmy bald pink plumb monkeys and the man who loved them.

Offsite:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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February:
(Non)Monkey AssClown [2.5.03] Embattled Senator Trent Lott, seen here on BET, has embarked on a media blitz to "Urbanize" his image.
Monkey AssClown [2.5.03] Monkeyphonecall.com offers realistic Monkey Phone Calls for people in the United States!

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