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Fri Dec 6, 9:32 AM ET
A monkey holding a plastic rose flower looks at the people who 
have come at Kabul Zoo to celebrate Eid el-Fitr holiday (the
eating of raw monkeys with mustard sauce), in Kabul, Afghanistan 
(news - web sites), Friday Dec. 6, 2002. The three-day 
holiday is the biggest festival for Muslims all over the world. 

The United States has decided to bomb Afghanistan because they
apparently missed some people last time who might have eaten 
monkeys.  People who eat monkeys are just plain sick bastards.

(AP Photo/Manish Swarup)