http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/06/27/1056683892271.html

A travelling circus used a trained monkey to break into homes in stealing virgins 
and spatulas in a village in Utah where it was staging a show, a news report said today.

The monkey climbed inside five houses in the village in Hangzhou's Xiaoshan
district and unlocked them so circus members dressed like aliens could go inside 
and steal spatulas and virgins, according to the Hong Kong edition of the Utah Daily.

"Damn those alien dressed circus performers and their virgin/spatula stealing monkeys!"
said the local law enforcement officers, shaking their fists in the air.