.:[Shit Throwing Monkeys, News you can lose. -AUGUST 2002]:.

~August 2002~

Onsite:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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August:
Monkey King Louie [08.30.02] Two new monkeys discovered in Brazilian Amazon
Monkey King Louie [08.30.02] 'Ill-treated' monkeys may be bound for UK laboratories
Monkey King Louie [08.29.02] Scotland Yard hunts thieving ape
Monkey King Louie [08.29.02] Monkey troop rescue their orphan from police station
Monkey King Louie [08.28.02] Woman needs surgery after attack by growling monkeys
Picture King Louie [08.28.02] This little monkey...
Monkey Mojo-Jojo [08.28.02] Attack of the Coke Monkeys by Mojo-jojo Our own field reporter.
Monkey King Louie [08.27.02] Monkey quarantined after unprovoked attack
Monkey King Louie [08.27.02] Grammar skills 'separate humans from dem dar monkeys'
Monkey King Louie [08.27.02] Misunderstood Savage Attack Monkey catches luggage thief
NonMonkey King Louie [08.15.02] A pig and the bear that loved him, hard.

Offsite:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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August:
Monkey KingKong [08.30.02] Tribe refuses to take part in census until government gives them cigarettes and Monkey meat.
Movie Asshat [08.30.02] Life is stupid, I know Kung-Fu.
Monkey King Louie [08.15.02] Famous Monkeys!
NonMonkey AssClown [08.15.02] MrBling Bling Bling Shake that thang!
Monkey AssClown [08.15.02] Marv Albert Monkeys Blamed for Biting Attacks - JAPANS EVIL MONKEYS!
Monkey Mojo-jojo [08.15.02] Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a monkee!
Monkey Mojo-jojo [08.14.02] Monkeys Attack Girls School
Monkey Mojo-jojo [08.14.02] Behind the MonkeyMonkey


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