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A year in review... 2003

January
Monkey Mountaineer learns not to monkey around near apes.
Monkey Monkeys Attack - monkey love butter everywhere.
Monkey Monkey escapes death in horses anus.
Monkey Intercepted communication from an Evil Leader Monkey Guy.
Monkey The death of a happy, sweet monkey.
Monkey Human Scratch and Sniff.

February
Monkey Monkey dies in crash caused by woman.
Monkey Budget Cut ends in Monkey BBQ.
Monkey Damn them macaque's damn them to hell!!!
Monkey Fluffy killed, taken apart and then served to children.
Monkey UPDF Join Chimp Hunt (Operation Fluffy is Going Down).
Monkey Wounded Monkey on the Run.
Monkey New Reality Shows This Season.
Monkey Monkey Social Science.
Monkey Pygmy bald pink plumb monkeys and the man who loved them.
Offsite Embattled Senator Trent Lott, seen here on BET, has embarked on a media blitz to "Urbanize" his image.
Offsite Monkeyphonecall.com offers realistic Monkey Phone Calls for people in the United States!

June
Monkey Monkeys eat meat to beat the heat.
Monkey Diseased Monkey Balls - black, shriveled and falling from the sky.
Monkey Jesus on the loose in Wisconsin, biting asses.
Monkey Mind monkey turns girlfriend into bitch.
Monkey Crossdressing Monkeys Destined for Portland Bath-houses.
Monkey Of Monkey Feces and Computers.
Offsite The best page in the Universe.
Offsite Birdman.org - home of the Nuke .50 rifle..
Offsite Homeless Russian Monkey Tought to Drink/Smoke - by cops.

August
Monkey Some "Monkey Business" at the Zoo This Morning.
Monkey Monkey who can't crap - asks for help - gets it.
Monkey No virgins or spatulas are safe in Utah - again.
Monkey Monkeys from Chinese zoo attacked by woman and baby, then are killed by police.
Offsite ButtMonkeyBeer - how cool is that?
Offsite I filled out a monkey survey - YOU SHOULD TOO!!!
Offsite Pampering your Monkey - heh.

September
Monkey Teen Finds Monkey at Gas Station with finger in butt.
Monkey Study shows monkeys may resent white girls.
Monkey Dutch customs find 2,000 baboon asses.
Monkey Monkeys Invade Mcdonalds in Eastern South Dakota.
Offsite I KISS YOU!!! I don't know why this is cool - shutup.

November
Monkey Man hozed with machine gun fire - "I thought he was a monkey".
Monkey Cops melt monkey that escaped.
Monkey Miracle retard of Olympics raised by monkeys.
Monkey Paul Mccartney buys mail order bride... Monkey.
Offsite Church Sign Generator How cool is this! Look below!
Offsite OZ Prison Bitch Name Generator

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