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A year in review... 2002

August
Monkey Two new monkeys discovered in Brazilian Amazon
Monkey 'Ill-treated' monkeys may be bound for UK laboratories
Monkey Scotland Yard hunts thieving ape
Monkey Monkey troop rescue their orphan from police station
Monkey Woman needs surgery after attack by growling monkeys
Monkey This little monkey...
Monkey Attack of the Coke Monkeys by Mojo-jojo Our own field reporter.
Monkey Monkey quarantined after unprovoked attack
Monkey Grammar skills 'separate humans from dem dar monkeys'
Monkey Misunderstood Savage Attack Monkey catches luggage thief
NonMonkey A pig and the bear that loved him, hard.
Offsite Tribe refuses to take part in census until government gives them cigarettes and Monkey meat.
Offsite Life is stupid, I know Kung-Fu.
Offsite Famous Monkeys!
Offsite MrBling Bling Bling Shake that thang!
Offsite Marv Albert Monkeys Blamed for Biting Attacks - JAPANS EVIL MONKEYS!
Offsite Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a monkee!
Offsite Monkeys Attack Girls School
Offsite Behind the MonkeyMonkey

September
Monkey No monkeying around in case of ape-inflicted death...
Monkey The New - Improved Jelly Monkey...
Monkey This little monkey...
Monkey This little monkey...
Monkey The turning point.
Monkey Monkey Madness in New Delhi! Hide your Mormons!
Monkey Monkeys use thought control for computer task.
Monkey Monkeys, the new weapon of Paris gangs.
Monkey Monkey adopts frail kitten, ends in tragedy.
Monkey Monkey brain operates machine.
Monkey Monkeys - out of control and after your children.
Monkey Monkeys loot shops for food in disputed temple town.
Monkey Rash Of Monkeys Sodomizing Dogs In Bangladesh On The Rise.
Offsite PortaMonkey! He flings poo! Shock him!
Offsite Poo Flinging for Dummies.
Offsite Monkey Heaven the cult classic TV series.
Offsite Love your kids? Prove it by beating them.
Offsite 'Face-clawing monster' terrifies Indian state.
Offsite 4,000 on hand for monkey's funeral

October
Monkey Female baboons may boast during sex.
Monkey Woman breastfeeds abandoned baby monkey.
Monkey Ecstasy 'may hasten Parkinson's disease'.
Monkey School children trap escaped monkey, watch in horror as it's ground into hamburger.
Monkey First cross breed rhesus monkey healthy and virile after 15 years - LOOK AT HIS BALLS!
Monkey Test monkeys to get own condos and mexican pool boys.
Monkey Monkey tears off soccer coach's ear.
Monkey Rare baby monkey may help save earth.
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Offsite The Best Page In the Universe.

November
Monkey Monkeys After your children... Again .
Monkey Bangkok's monkey prostate bomb.
Monkey Test Monkeys Tricked into Eating Anthrax Watermelons.
Monkey Lets shoot drug darts into the asses of monkeys.
Monkey Man against monkey - and a penis wrapped in bacon.
Monkey Toddler chimps taken from Greenville now in Florida and under fire.
Monkey Stuffed gorilla set to pull in zoo crowds.
Monkey Monkeys invade Anambra Government House.
Monkey Dare we jerk off the ape?
Offsite Afrotech - Ghetto Hardware Fun

December
Monkey A man and his monkey/son.
Monkey Monkey terror - ten people consumed.
Monkey Happy Holidays Mr Monkey - here is a razorblade.
Monkey Monkey goes insane - bites 20 asses.
Monkey Muslims celebrate Eid el-Fitr by eating monkeys.
Monkey Monkey Hunt After 23 Women Attacked
Monkey The First Surviving Two Headed, Flesh Eating Monkey born in captivity!
Offsite Perl based euphemism generator!
Offsite Get your war on. The cartoon!
Offsite Monkeying around.
Offsite Kung Fu animated gif!
Offsite The Apes of Wrath: Madeline Albright rescued from gorillas.

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