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-Gene Siskel

This site is dedicated in bringing you the latest breaking news in the land of primates. It may make you cry, make you laugh or possibly spit up something you had in your mouth but hey - this is news. We're hardcore. We are always looking for late breaking stories or even old ones... Um, we're just looking for content really. Please feel free to send in pictures that you've found (or created), stories (found or created) or even video.

-King Louie

The current number of feces tossin' monkeys to visit this page is:

...And that is since 9.5.2002

Current News:
Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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Monkey Mojo-jojo [1.28.03] Mountaineer learns not to monkey around near apes.
Monkey Mojo-jojo [1.28.03] Monkeys Attack - monkey love butter everywhere.
Monkey King Louie [1.27.03] Monkey escapes death in horses anus.
Monkey King Louie [1.15.03] Intercepted communication from an Evil Leader Monkey Guy.
Monkey King Louie [1.13.03] The death of a happy, sweet monkey.
Picture King Louie [1.13.03] Human Scratch and Sniff.

Content Type Conspirator Date Title
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News Archives:
December 2002 12 Links
[  7 Onsite -  5 Offsite ]
November 2002 10 Links
[  9 Onsite -  1 Offsite ]
October 2002 10 Links
[  8 Onsite -  2 Offsite ]
September 2002 19 Links
[ 13 Onsite -  6 Offsite ]
August 2002 19 Links
[ 11 Onsite -  8 Offsite ]

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For documents and software available from this server, the U.S. Government does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information, apparatus, product, or process disclosed. And oh yea, neither do we...

In Addition...
This site in no way is real. It's all screwed up news stories about stuff that didn't really happen, I mean come on people. Charlton Heston talking on my website? No... Not him. Not even close. Yes, it's true we take real stories then change them but it's just for the reading enjoyment of freaks and nerds. None of this crap has been done with anyones consent and requires free speech at every turn. Fight for your right to party... My karma ran over your dogma... Dogs and cats living together - MASS HYSTERIA - AMEN - pass the mustard gas.

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Last updated: [1.28.2003]